The problem with the Tom and Ann subplot in this season of Parks & Recreation is that it’s forcing viewers to confront the unpleasant fact that if they actually knew Tom Haverford in real life, they would hate him so, so, so much.
I…
OH SNAP! That second piece of commentary—a rebuttal for the OP—rules. I never noticed the Tom Haverford/Barney Stintson connection! It makes sense.
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Bobby Newport. Doesn’t like peanut butter. It’s not even that he’s allergic. He just thinks it tastes yucky.
In the fifth grade. Bobby Newport. Failed his state capitals test. Not only that. But he didn’t even get the capital of Indiana right. He answered ‘Pawnee’. Pawnee is great, but really,…
BOBBY NEWPORT.
BOBBBBBBYYYYY NEWPORT has never had a real job…in his life. Now try watching a negative campaign ad without saying BOBBBBY NEWPORT.
Pure gold.
Nope, still not over this.
BOBBBBYYYYYY…NEWPORRRRTTTTT.
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Still my favorite bit from Parks and Rec.
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Mariana’s tags about her school’s lack of model U.N. reminded me of a story that I’ve been meaning to post in here a while! Here goes:
When I was a junior in high school, I was in our version of model U.N.; it was a virtual U.N., between a bunch of a different schools across the country connected via the Internet. My group—four or five guys—was assigned Nigeria. As we delved into the simulation, we decided to create an OPEC-styled economic alliance. So far, so good.
However, in an ingeniously adolescent move (despite our “honors” student status), we named it P.E.N.I.S.: the Petroleum Exporting National Interest Syndicate. We fired that email out in the morning, and by the early afternoon our teacher was already giving us hell. The proposition was axed (one member of our group had to leave his math class to go up to the computer lab to rescind it), and we were reported to the Vice Principal, which was terrifying. We were all going to be suspended. In the meantime, a couple of copycats, included one named T.W.I.N.K.L.E. (I’m not making this up, I swear), emerged from other classrooms around the country. Ultimately, we got off scot-free, thanks to our teacher coming around and supporting us.
It’s the only prank that I’ve ever really been involved with. I think it was a pretty good one.
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OMG SHE IS BANGING HER SHOE ON THE PODIUM. LIKE KRUSHCHEV. I JUST NOTICED THIS. SHOW YOU ARE SO AWESOME I WANT TO CRY.
OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT NOW TOO. This episode! Mariana. MARIANA.
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HEY LESLIE, HAVE YOU SEEN AVATAR? I NEVER SAW AVATAR. I WANTED TO READ THE BOOK FIRST BUT THEN I REALIZED THERE’S NO BOOK VERSION OF AVATAR. WHAT’D YOU GUYS DO FOR ST. PADDY’S DAY? I WAS WEARING THIS T-SHIRT THAT SAID “KISS ME, I’M IRISH” BUT NO ONE WOULD KISS ME.
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My sister has a new boyfriend (yay!) and updated her relationship status on Facebook. I subsequently posted this video on her wall.
I am the best brother ever, y/y?
“So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake!”
^ This is legit my favorite thing ever said on Parks and Recreation.
It’s one of mine, as well.
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