I’m finally watching that episode of Frasier where he and Niles enter an AIDS-charity bike-a-thon, yet neither know how to ride one.
Speaking as someone who also doesn’t know how to ride a bike, it’s been a nonstop GPOY for me.
-“We’ll just learn how to ride them!”
-“Oh, it’s as easy as that, Frasier!? Look at these machines, these are bicycles! There’s nothing between you and the ground but the ground itself!”
-“If a child of four can ride one, then so can we!
-“We said that when we were six!”