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I just ate one and a half dishes of pasta and two donuts. Get on my level.

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hulu:

Yup. Pretty much sums up our holiday weekend plans. By the way, if you haven’t seen Simon Pegg’s hilarious sitcom Spaced, check it out here and your weekend can be just as fulfilling as ours. Now how’s that for a slice of fried gold!

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Shirley: I rented “Tower Heist” last night and I will not spoil the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill ride. That Brett Ratner… He’s a master at comedic-action-adventure… a master at storytelling. He’s just a master at making movies in general. You know what, I’m going to say it: He’s the new Spielberg.

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I’m honestly being dead-serious when I say that I think this almost every time I watch a movie. I’m not joking. If I’m in a room with blinds, I’ll even try shutting them.

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thetreesweremistaken:

Apparently Louis C.K. speaks cat too.

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itscoffee:

Why is this show so amazing.

Sorry to keep posting about this show that probably only a few of you even care about, but really how can I not?

“I bet you get all the ladies, huh, Nakayama?”

“…no.”