because you never asked.: Today was spent thinking up Bobby Newport attack ads. →
Bobby Newport. Doesn’t like peanut butter. It’s not even that he’s allergic. He just thinks it tastes yucky.
In the fifth grade. Bobby Newport. Failed his state capitals test. Not only that. But he didn’t even get the capital of Indiana right. He answered ‘Pawnee’. Pawnee is great, but really,…
BOBBY NEWPORT.